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I was sitting at a red light yesterday patiently waiting for it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-Canadian

slogans, with a half-burned flag duct-taped to the hood of their car and a

"Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, pulled up next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly

over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,

"Holy crap! that could have been me!

" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.

Is it politically incorrect if I say I want to be a bus driver too?
Zeke