ARKANSAS MEDICINE
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>An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
>take a
>kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
>six
>weeks."
>
>A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
>person, put
>it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
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>A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
>take
>half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
>looking for work in two weeks."
>
>The Arkansas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we
>recently took a man with no brain out of Arkansas, put him in the White
>House
>for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work."

I'm sorry to be critical, but this is TEXAS MEDICINE and it only took three years.