10 September 2020, 07:28
richjGermans in Texas.....
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.” (This
means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh_t in it.”)
The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”
The rancher replied: “Use both hands.”
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12 September 2020, 21:07
DPHMINI have an aunt and uncle in New Braunsfel. I think they would resemble that joke.:-)
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