An elderly, but hardy, cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 11 children, 30 grandchildren, 41 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren..... and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

For giggles sprinkle a lil in an ash tray.

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Originally posted by tomahawker:
For giggles sprinkle a lil in an ash tray.

It get's really exciting if you use blackpowder.