At my last visit to the psychic, she told me that I thought women were trouble.
Then I read the following article.


WOMAN

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never
let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels
insecure and comfort him after a bad
day.
She will inspire him to do things he
never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his
deepest emotions and give in to his
most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels
as though he's the most handsome
man in the room and will enable
him to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey.
It's whiskey that does all that shit.