In fairest Cape Town lives Mariah.
She loves the Springbok Rugby team,
So much so, that she decides to have a likeness of each of the two lock-forwards, Victor Matfield and Bakkes Botha tattooed on the tops of her thighs.
The tattoo artist does a fantastic job and Mariah is so pleased that is compelled to show off to the first person that she sees.
She sees ol Gatiep and calls him over. As he nears her, she hoiks her dress up, exposing the ink.
"Jiss, that's good. I can see Victor Matfield, Bakkes Botha, an he's got tha coach in tha middel."

Aye + the lad in the middle was Willie Nelson....As always! From Austin...God bless you!

The coach has no beard. Man that is going to get some folk snorting into their cough syrup.

Oh sorry, he's the devil then?

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