Four Shooters were planning their weekly day at the range, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on New Year morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the range, meet his buddies and practice.

His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it, we'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early News Year morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the range.

The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the Cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

I can't believe you all went to such expense for a day at the range. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Happy New year! It's a great morning for either sex or shootin,' and she said... 'Take a sweater!'"

And that's My Story And I Am Sticking Too It.


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL... I'll be leaving at 9 AM>>>

The BEST post on Humor Forum all year!

And I thought this was gonna be about gunfire in the barrio/hood last night at midnight! What goes up , must come down!! Even straight up!!

Post of the year!!!*

Rich

* okay, it's only January 2nd, but it IS a good start to 2011.

And just look at all the money you saved (for you + your sweet wife)The truth shall set you free.