Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up
at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful
and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's
socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and
who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his
every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner
him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy
girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd
you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What did you tell her, that you
are only 50?"

"No," he replied, "I told her I was 90."