25 June 2003, 01:51
PhilipSurprise holidays
A man comes home very excited, opens the door, and shouts:
"Lucy! I just won two million bucks at the lottery! Prepare your suitcases!"
The wife jumps up and down with little yelps, and asks:
"What should I take? Safari clothes? Swimsuits and sunbath things? Ski and mountain outfits?"
Not the least amused, the man roars:
"Just pack everything, and get the hell outta here...!"
[ 06-24-2003, 16:56: Message edited by: Philip ]