Josef Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.

For many years, he had a powerful, almost uncontrollable desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he finally sought professional help from the factory psychologist.

After six months of intense therapy, however, the frustrated therapist gave up. He then advised Josef to just go ahead and do it, otherwise he would probably never have any peace of mind, and would be slowly driven crazy.

The next day Josef came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.

For the first time, Josef tearfully confessed to her his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and underwear only to find a completely intact penis.

She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"

Josef replied, “I think she probably got fired, too.”

GEEZ! That's older than Norman.

Doc ed,I take that as a compliment.

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
Doc ed,I take that as a compliment.

I knew you would.