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Men don't have a chance

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24 June 2017, 00:54
xgrunt
Men don't have a chance
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
24 June 2017, 07:43
nvmichael
Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
24 June 2017, 20:49
Moremonte
animal beer Good One.Falls To The Old Saying"Be Careful What You Wish For"
26 June 2017, 08:49
NormanConquest
rotflmo kinda reminds me of those Twilight Zones where you REALLY got your wish.


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