Husband and wife in bed together.

She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."

His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."

His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

But he stops.

She: "Why did you stop?"
.
.



He: "I found the remote."

Nothing dear, just checking my emails...

And 2 hours later, the ER physician found -- and surgically removed -- the remote...