13 January 2009, 04:26
Mort CanardThe Hotel Receptionist
A pious church deacon booked into a hotel and said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
13 January 2009, 04:51
swheelerThat one just about put hot cocoa on the screen!
