Why did the blonde go to church?
[Stretch arms out to sides] She heard there was a guy in there hung like this.


Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well...


How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.

What is E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.

Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer and a mop."


How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.


Q: What's worse: ignorance or apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.

How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

Cheers, Dave.

Marterius.

This shows a need for more time spent huntin' mate.

ATB.

Dave.
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Originally posted by Dave2431:
Marterius.

This shows a need for more time spent huntin' mate.

ATB.

Dave.
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Some truth in that!