12 July 2009, 00:36
The SpecialistWorld's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time,
a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End