The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband, she was dropping hints like;

'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something Blue that accelerates from 0 to 150 in under 4 seconds!'

Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully bought.

A blue set of bathroom scales!!!

Apparently he is dead now.......


Cheers
billsleg

- and the poor guy probably never even saw it coming!