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02 March 2017, 21:28
butchloc
redneck
a redneck was sitting in the waiting room at the hospital while his wife gave birth.
a nurse came in and congratulated him that his wife just gave birth to quintuplets. 5 healthy baby boys.
the redneck just look up and said i'm not surprised, my penis is as big as a chimney
the nurse just looked at him and said well you'd better get your chimney cleaned cause they're all black
03 March 2017, 01:49
Grizzly Adams
No such thing as a black Redneck ? Confused

Grizz


Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
05 March 2017, 09:53
boarkiller
No, you wouldn't be able to see red
It's all black


" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”
08 March 2017, 02:27
Use Enough Gun
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