13 June 2006, 23:05
butchlocole the artist
Ole, while not a brilliant man, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame
> >grew
> >and soon people from all over Minnesota were coming to him for paintings.
> >One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch
limo.
> >
> >She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time
> >anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no
object;
> >she was willing to pay $5,000.
> >
> >Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the lady to wait
> >while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his wife.
> >
> >In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady,"Ya shure, yoo betcha.
> >I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll hev ta leave on my socks so I'll hev a
> >place to vipe my brush."
> >