A motorist was driving on the freeway outside D.C. + noticed a roadblock with all the traffic at a standstill.He hailed one of the cops + asked what was up.The officer informed him that terrorists were up ahead + had kidnapped Hillary Clinton,Jesse Jackson,+ Diane Feinstein + were asking for a million dollars or they would pour gas on them + light them up.So the cops were going from car to car to get donations.The guy asked how much they had so far,+ the officer told him on an average,about a gallon per car.

It would be nice if they just carried out their threat and got it over with! derf

If I were a terrorist I would put myself on fire rather than spending time with those three.