Two guys are weaving their way home from a bar when they see two dogs humping in a front yard of a house abutting the sidewalk.

One guy says: " I wonder how much liquor I would have to get into my wife to get her to do it that way".

The two guys end up making bets with each other on how much liquor their wives will require. They agree to meet at the bar a week later.

The week goes by and the two guys meet.

The first guy says: " Damn! It took me a pint of good Scotch to get her to agree".

The second guy shakes his head wearily and says: "You win, hands down. It took me a quart of good Scotch to get her out in the front yard".

Two Texas Aggies were sitting at a football game watching the mascot, a dog named Reville. The dog sat down on his rear, threw his hind leg in the air, and started licking his own genitalia.

The first Aggie said, "Boy, I wish I could do that". The second Aggie replied with a cautious warning, "Oh no, he'd likely bite you if you tried!"

Damn it,Stonecreek! Stop topping off my jokes!