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26 June 2018, 19:05
butchloc
golf shoes
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like

Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He

was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the

missus. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and

said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?” Margaret at age 83

looked him over and replied, "Nope.”

Frustrated , Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back

into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes. Again he

asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what's

different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll

be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!”

Without missing a beat old Margaret replies,

"You shoulda bought a new hat.........
26 June 2018, 22:42
bwana cecil
Margaret is just mean!
I should know, I am married to her sister.


LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
26 June 2018, 23:45
Moremonte
Ya Just Have To Feel Sorry For Ol Bert. tu2 Smiler
01 July 2018, 10:10
NormanConquest
After that many years of marriage he should know better;or probably was ready for the end anyway.


Never mistake motion for action.
15 October 2018, 04:25
Use Enough Gun
rotflmo Missed this one when I was in Alaska. Big Grin Funny! rotflmo
15 October 2018, 09:26
NormanConquest
Yeah,a few years ago when I was going through her expensive gun stealing divorce settlement;I made the statement about marrying satan's sister One member piped in to tell me that he had married the twin.


Never mistake motion for action.
17 October 2018, 04:48
Use Enough Gun
rotflmo Damn, that's FUNNY!