26 June 2018, 19:05
butchlocgolf shoes
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like
Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He
was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the
missus. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and
said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?” Margaret at age 83
looked him over and replied, "Nope.”
Frustrated , Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes. Again he
asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what's
different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll
be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!”
Without missing a beat old Margaret replies,
"You shoulda bought a new hat.........
26 June 2018, 22:42
bwana cecilMargaret is just mean!
I should know, I am married to her sister.
26 June 2018, 23:45
MoremonteYa Just Have To Feel Sorry For Ol Bert.

01 July 2018, 10:10
NormanConquestAfter that many years of marriage he should know better;or probably was ready for the end anyway.
15 October 2018, 04:25
Use Enough Gun
Missed this one when I was in Alaska.

Funny!

15 October 2018, 09:26
NormanConquestYeah,a few years ago when I was going through her expensive gun stealing divorce settlement;I made the statement about marrying satan's sister One member piped in to tell me that he had married the twin.