23 November 2005, 05:33
a-dub COHey all you boys from Walker, TX...do you like chuck as much as me!! he's wicked cool!! Is he really a Texas Ranger? Be careful how you answer...he might roundhouse kick you in the face!!
Chuck Norris loves crats!
29 November 2005, 02:02
Michael RobinsonChuck Norris doesn't need a weapon. Chuck Norris IS a weapon.
29 November 2005, 02:05
cobraquote:
Originally posted by mrlexma:
Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon. Chuck Norris ISwas a weapon.
The guy's older than Methusela. Bruce Lee he ain't.
29 November 2005, 02:25
Michael Robinsonquote:
Originally posted by cobra:
quote:
Originally posted by mrlexma:
Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon. Chuck Norris ISwas a weapon.
The guy's older than Methusela. Bruce Lee he ain't.
Man, you better hope Chuck Norris doesn't read that.
If he does, you may find out the answer to the question:
Do you see a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in the face just before it kills you?
By the way, talking about old . . . Bruce Lee is dead. Hell, even Bruce Lee's son is dead.
But Chuck Norris is still kickin'.
Booya!
29 November 2005, 03:29
Ben589He doesn't hold a candle to "Superfoot" Bill Wallace.
http://www.fightingmaster.com/legends/wallace/29 November 2005, 04:59
FjoldTsk, Tsk, Tsk, bringing martial arts to a gunfight.
