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you forgot one: "Italian War Heroes" by Mussolini.

Rich

Aw hell Rich,you just never let a dago by.Reminds me of the Italian tires;dago fast + dago slow,but when dago flat dago wop,wop.But then the French tires will go down on you.

forget one more

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
you forgot one: "Italian War Heroes" by Mussolini.

Rich

No, no Rich, it's "The History of Italian Naval Victories".

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I stand corrected...

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Originally posted by Wink:

quote:

Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
you forgot one: "Italian War Heroes" by Mussolini.

Rich

No, no Rich, it's "The History of Italian Naval Victories".

BTW, it's French War Heroes

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