11 December 2014, 20:08
butchlocthe secret to eternal life
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it
a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish. The guy
thinks for a moment and says, "I want to
live forever." "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal
life." "OK, then, I want to die after
the Democrats balance the budget and pay-off the debt." "You crafty little
bastard," said the genie.