When Billy Bob is killed in a construction accident, one of his two redneck friends goes to tell his wife. Two hours later the friend returns with a case of beer.

"I got it from Billy Bob's wife," the friend explains. When she opened the door, I said "'You must be Billy Bob's widow.' she said 'I'm not a widow.' So I said, 'I'll bet you a case of beer you are.'

Once before the accidnet Billy Bob and Norma Jean got drunk one night and Norma Jean hit her head getting a couple beers out of the fridge and was knocked out cold. Billy Bob called 911 and told them to send an ambulance over to 8321 Magnolia Avenue right away. The operator who was new to town asked Billy Bob "could you spell that address for me?" After a short silence, Billy Bob replied, "How about I just drag her over to Oak Street?"