An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

"Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere…"

That is not a joke. That is real life.

Ain't it the truth? They are like homing pigeons when you don't want them to be. Otherwise, you can't find them and they don't answer thier phones.