A couple goes to a nude beach with their six year old son. The little guy is playing in the sand, taking in the sights.

After a while, he asks,"Mom, why do some of the ladies have bigger boobs than others?" The mom thinks a bit and replies, "The bigger the boobs, the dumber they are."

A little while later he asks, "Mom, why do some of the men have bigger willies than others?" She replies, "The bigger the willie, the dumber they are."

A little while later he says, "Hey Mom! Dad's talking to the dumbest lady on the beach!"

"Oh is he now?" she replies.

"Yeah. And the more he talks to her the dumber he gets!"

Now, don't you just miss Art Linkletter?

Why was the midget thrown out of the nudist camp?

He was getting his nose into everyone's hair!

Reminds me of the one about the midget that was rear-ended in a car accident + gets out of his car fuming + says, I'm not happy! The other driver says "Oh yeah, which one are you?"