JOB INTERVIEW -

Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness"

Old Man: "My honesty"

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness"

Old Man: "I don't give a fuck what you think."

Neither Do I !!!

That attitude is the only thing we have left in the positive on the aging factor, well, almost everything.

The older we get the more brutally honest and upfront we become! Like my wife tells me: You graduated in Public Relations, but have NONE. To that I remind her: Don't blame it on the Public Relations degree; I went on to LAW SCHOOL.

Did you hear the one about the Honest lawyer-------Neither did I!

Hip

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Originally posted by Norman Conquest:
That attitude is the only thing we have left in the positive on the aging factor, well, almost everything.

Too hard to keep a lengthy sweet-talk response in mind long enough to get it said.

To paraphrase Mark Twain, "The older I get, the less I'm able to tolerate fools + idiots."

At some point that little part of your brain that says "maybe you shouldn't say that" turns into, "what the hell, let's see what happens".

Along the same lines as "hold my beer"

Pretty much why it's hard for old men to make friends, too.

Tell that to the old men in assisted living facilities, where they are heavily outnumbered.

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Originally posted by A/C guy:
At some point that little part of your brain that says "maybe you shouldn't say that" turns into, "what the hell, let's see what happens".

As told on Car-Talk radio, Now right before you destroyed your transmition with your ex-girlfriend in the car, was watch this.