>> > > A man took his wife to the rodeo and one
>> > > of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
>> > > They went up to the first pen and there
>> > > was a sign attached that said,
>> > >
>> > > 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > The wife playfully nudged her husband in
>> > > the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
>> > >
>> > > They walked to the second pen which had
>> > > a sign attached that said,
>> > >
>> > > ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
>> > >
>> > > The wife gave her husband a healthy jab
>> > > and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from
>> > > him.'
>> > >
>> > > They walked to the third pen and it had
>> > > a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
>> > >
>> > > 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
>> > >
>> > > The wife, so excited that her elbow
>> > > nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, 'That's once a day. You could
>> > > REALLY learn something from this one
>> > >
>> > > The husband looked at her and said, 'Go
>> > > over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
>> > >
>> > > The husband's condition has been
>> > > upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full
>> > > recovery.
>> > >
> >