Kinda quiet around here lately fella's

07 September 2002, 14:53

Rich Jake

Jules
One Of Us
Member # 7507

posted 09-07-2002 04:07
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No body have anything to say???? I would but I just get in trouble

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Sexy Jules

[Eek!]

I agree with Mike I'm kinda afraid of the Sexy Jules line. What brought that one on? I was just getting use to Jules the rat.
Rich Jake

07 September 2002, 15:27

Jules

Ha,Ha,Ha, OK, Here's the deal. I went to one of my wifes parties at work. She has been working there for nine years and this is the 1st time I went with her. So the other girls there have never seen me. All they have done it talked to me on the phone. The next day my wife went to work, all the girls told her how hot I am. My wife didn't want to tell me cause she said shedidn't want it to go to my head. Like I really care [Big Grin]

Anyway, My wife told my daughter this in front of her and about 4 of her young friends, between 21 and 25 years old. My daughter said noooo way, not dad. [Eek!]

Her friends said, Oh yes he is. For 48, he's a sexy guy. [Wink]

And that's where I got it.

[ 09-07-2002, 06:48: Message edited by: Jules ]

07 September 2002, 15:27

Jules

[ 09-07-2002, 06:33: Message edited by: Jules ]

07 September 2002, 15:44

Magnum Mike

quote:
Originally posted by Jules:
My wife didn't want to tell me cause she said she didn't want it to go to my head. Like I really care

Well, now i see why your wife didnt tell ya.... [Razz]

LOL!!

07 September 2002, 16:04

Rich Jake

[ 09-07-2002, 07:11: Message edited by: Rich Jake ]

07 September 2002, 16:11

Rich Jake

Hey Jules
My wife wants to know if your going to post your picture? [Roll Eyes]

Rich Jake

07 September 2002, 16:18

Magnum Mike

quote:
Originally posted by Rich Jake:
Hey Jules
My wife wants to know if your going to post your picture?
Rich Jake

quote:
Originally posted by Jules:
Her friends said, Oh yes he is. For 48, he's a sexy guy.

RICH!! Tell you wife the guy is practically a fossil.....LOL! [Razz]

07 September 2002, 16:20

Rich Jake

ha,ha,ha,ha,ha a fossil!
Rich Jake

07 September 2002, 18:10

1buba

Oh man. This is gonna require counciling...

steve

07 September 2002, 23:02

Rich Jake

This is gonna require counciling...

Who?!! US? [Eek!]

No way are you kidding me do you really think it's necessary?
[Confused]

Rich Jake

07 September 2002, 23:22

Greg K

"RICH!! Tell you wife the guy is practically a fossil.....LOL!

Now that the subject came up, I'm curious about how old the rest of you guys are. I turned 50 in July.

Greg

[ 09-07-2002, 14:23: Message edited by: Greg K ]

07 September 2002, 23:42

Rich Jake

I don't know about the rest of the guys but I'm going to hit the big 4-0 in February.
Rich Jake

08 September 2002, 01:19

tommyn

I hit 63 last week. Maybe I should sign old fart.

08 September 2002, 01:24

<MePlat>

Jules don't worry there will be someone that will find something to whine and moan about before too long. Some people aren't satisfied unless they can find a pile of crap to stir and cause a stink.

08 September 2002, 02:07

Sean VHA #60013

Well, I am a whopping 32 years old, though my 24 year old wife tells me that I am a fossil [Big Grin]

08 September 2002, 04:19

KTS1

Jules,
Sounds like it went to your head. [Eek!]

I'm 41 and my wife is a tad bit older than I am but looks alot younger, we went camping once with my folks and some of thier friends inquired as to how old my daughter was....OUCH!!
Must be all that good living in my younger days that makes me look more mature, OR maybe it's from hanging out with you guys for so long [Big Grin]

Butt Ugly Wes

08 September 2002, 04:31

Magnum Mike

LOL!

Well, the comment to Jules was just a shot. I only got a few more years before i punch the big 40. [Eek!]

I am 35 currently..... [Big Grin]

08 September 2002, 07:43

Dave Jenkins

S-J, Its a dang good thing for you that you are so good looking since the inventors of the proprietary and the defenders thereof have recently suggested that you..... go screw yourself [Big Grin]

I will turn 41 in a couple of weeks.
Dave

08 September 2002, 10:05

Melvin in SC

53 years old and retired since Jan.01/02
Melvin

08 September 2002, 10:47

mbk

I'm a 1960 model, you can do the math. If I was a car couldn't I get an antique tag? [Big Grin]

08 September 2002, 11:24

KTS1

Hell I'm a 1960 model too and all I hear is lets part him out and compact the rest!

08 September 2002, 11:37

Jules

quote:
Originally posted by Rich Jake:
Hey Jules
My wife wants to know if your going to post your picture?
Rich Jake

Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha...It's in the 2000 July issue.....
Ha,Ha,Ha... of Playgirl magazine..Ha,Ha,Ha I'm going to pee my pants! Tell her to let me know what she thinks. Ha,Ha,Ha Whhhhhew!!!!

08 September 2002, 11:47

Jules

quote:
Originally posted by MePlat:
Jules don't worry there will be someone that will find something to whine and moan about before too long. Some people aren't satisfied unless they can find a pile of crap to stir and cause a stink.

Hey Meplat,
Your not still mad at me are ya?

08 September 2002, 12:17

<MePlat>

Jules: Not really. I work with whiners, moaners, and crap stirrers and get along with them well. I just accept that here are people like that in the world and try to understand them. Some people are never happy unless they have alot of drama in their lives and if none is going on they try to create it. Have a good day. Anyone that is pro gun can't be all bad.

08 September 2002, 12:23

<Matt G SSF>

Hmmm, guess I am a youngster, only 30.

but at times I feel 50 does that count.
Matt

08 September 2002, 12:36

GonHuntin

Jules

Peeing your pants is a sign of old age....and definitely NOT sexy [Big Grin]

I'm also a 1960 model......but my wife says there is an 80 year old man in my body!!!! My hair started to gray when I was 25.....what hasn't turned gray has turned loose......so I look older than I am [Big Grin]

When it is all said and done, it's not the age, it's the miles that count!

08 September 2002, 12:36

Jules

quote:
Originally posted by MePlat:
Jules: Not really. I work with whiners, moaners, and crap stirrers and get along with them well. I just accept that here are people like that in the world and try to understand them. Some people are never happy unless they have alot of drama in their lives and if none is going on they try to create it. Have a good day. Anyone that is pro gun can't be all bad.

Hey, I resemble that remark! [Big Grin]

How would like to go to work every morning and try to tell 25 men that don't speek english...what to do. That's the kinda fun I have.
Gotta love it.

08 September 2002, 12:43

Jules

[QUOTE]Originally posted by GonHuntin:
[QB]Jules

Peeing your pants is a sign of old age....and definitely NOT sexy [Big Grin]

After some of the things i've seen, peeing your pants is just the begining of forplay [Eek!]

08 September 2002, 14:25

Rich Jake

Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha...It's in the 2000 July issue.....
Ha,Ha,Ha... of Playgirl magazine..Ha,Ha,Ha I'm going to pee my pants! Tell her to let me know what she thinks. Ha,Ha,Ha Whhhhhew!!!!

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Sexy Jules

Jules
The wife says that she looked at her back issues & wasn't sure which one you were. Were you the guy wearing the fireman's helmet or the guy in the crotchless hip waders? [Eek!]

Rich Jake

08 September 2002, 14:33

Magnum Mike

quote:
Originally posted by Rich Jake:
.....or the guy in the crotchless hip waders?
Rich Jake

ROTFLMAO!!

BTW, Jules....what no reply to me! [Big Grin]

08 September 2002, 14:48

Sean VHA #60013

quote:
Originally posted by GonHuntin:

Mark,

I must say, your better half is definately your better half! It is good for guys like us that these beautifull women are fooled into marrying ogres such as we [Big Grin]

Now that I see you, I have another reason to add to my list of why internet communication is more pleasurable than face to face [Razz]

08 September 2002, 18:19

Magnum Mike

quote:
Originally posted by tommyn:
I hit 63 last week. Maybe I should sign old fart.

GEEZE TOMMY!! All the time i been typin to you on the chat i never new you were prehistoric!! LOL! [Razz]

09 September 2002, 02:22

GonHuntin

quote:
Originally posted by Sean HHI #7364:

I must say, your better half is definately your better half! It is good for guys like us that these beautifull women are fooled into marrying ogres such as we

Now that I see you, I have another reason to add to my list of why internet communication is more pleasurable than face to face

Well Sean

Some are rewarded and some are punished......

still haven't firgured out what she did wrong [Big Grin]

And she hunts, too!!!!

09 September 2002, 04:07

Greg K

quote:
Originally posted by GonHuntin:
Well Sean

Some are rewarded and some are punished......

still haven't firgured out what she did wrong

And she hunts, too!!!!

Three good ole boys, Larry, Darrell, and Bubba are in a monster truck wreck and die. Greeting them at the pearly gates, St Peter welcomes them to heaven and explains the rules. First rule is not to step on a duck. Not an easy rule to follow
as there are ducks all over the place. Larry lasts only a few minutes before stepping on a duck, and St. Peter immediately handcuffs him, for all of eternity, to the most ugly hideous looking woman there is. St. Peter says: "I told you not to step on a duck." Darrell, seeing this, is extra careful, but he only makes it a day before stepping on a duck, and he suffers the same fate as Larry. Bubba, not the brightest bulb on the tree, now is super cautious not to step on a duck. A week goes by and St. Peter approaches Bubba and handcuffs him to a gorgeous blonde. Bubba protests saying " I didn't step on a duck!"
St Peter says: " I know you didn't, she did".

Gonhuntin
You wife ever step on a duck?

[Smile]

Greg

09 September 2002, 05:05

KTS1

QUACK-QUACK-QUACK!!! [Eek!]

09 September 2002, 18:15

1buba

Ah man. I'm dying here. Well - I'm 38 - till November.

My wife 5 years younger. A few things involved here. First, she was young and naive. Second, bad eyesight. Third, she has a wonderful, but it could be that she ain't to bright, at least she ain't the best judge of mule meat.

steve

[ 09-09-2002, 09:17: Message edited by: 1buba ]

09 September 2002, 19:32

Mike Bellm

quote:
Originally posted by Sean HHI #7364:

quote:
Originally posted by GonHuntin:

Mark,

I must say, your better half is definately your better half! It is good for guys like us that these beautifull women are fooled into marrying ogres such as we

Now that I see you, I have another reason to add to my list of why internet communication is more pleasurable than face to face

Sean, I have met Mark face to face several times at Tulsa, and the hat does him no justice.