LOVE it!

Vashper;

That house looks like some houses in Richmond's neighborhoods, without the sign.
Every spring here in Richmond beautiful the azaleas make this entire city and counties surrounding the city just glow with red, pink, peach, purple, lilac.
I'm surrounded by widows and divorcees. I guess it's my civic duty to deal with their criminal emergencies. Of course I've not given them my phone number, so they will need to knock on the door.

Jim