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04 November 2004, 03:00
NitroX
I'm worried about Muzza
Quote:

Muzza wrote:
I am just back from a visit to Australia ....

And that tip about dousing yourself in urine .... works a treat - I prefer teenage virgin girl urine myself




I didn't take Muzza as having a "golden shower" fetish!

What will Mrs Muzza say?

I hope he washes properly before going home to Dolly.
04 November 2004, 08:14
Pygmy
HMMMMM... Do suppose the MISSUS will be "pissed off"...??...
04 November 2004, 09:38
Bad Ass Wallace
Heard a good one yesterday; this young bloke yells out to a young girl across the street,"Want to sit on my face, baby?"

"why, is your nose bigger than your dick?"

Sounds a better arrangement than sheep!
04 November 2004, 13:36
muzza
No John - I'm not deaf , just ignoring you...

Actually you missed the part about teenage virgin urine being virtually unprocurable in Australia.....
04 November 2004, 14:35
NitroX
Muzza

You must look beyond King's Cross and Oxford Street.

As much as they look like it, they aren't virgins and they aren't even girls!
05 November 2004, 12:30
rugeruser
Quote:

So , is it pick on the kiwi time again ?



Was it ever otherwise?
05 November 2004, 16:59
NitroX
Quote:

So , is it pick on the kiwi time again ?




05 November 2004, 20:39
muzza
It's always nice to know where one stands....
06 November 2004, 12:10
HIPPYHUNTER
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It's always nice to know where one stands....



Well at one stage you told me they'll get tired and move on do this pull out your SEMI AUTO (what ever you kiwi's have sks'ss skk's ar15's m14's slr's etc etc and give it a long and warm hug and think of your brother's across the ocean and say I love being a Kiwi. God I miss GUN PORN.
06 November 2004, 14:10
muzza
Lads - just back from our local gunshow . Had a fondle with a selection of full-auto weapons , they are so nice to hold and play with . We can do that you know - play with full autos and machine guns and shoot real bullets out of them . You probably remember what that was like - well , some of you older guys - back when you could do that , before you became criminals and second class citizens ...

I think I might go load up a couple of thirty round mags for the SKK and have a bomb-up this afternoon ....
06 November 2004, 17:15
Bad Ass Wallace
Quote:

full auto


That's right, I remember; a clutchless car!
"Semi-auto" is a clutchless road train!
06 November 2004, 20:03
Easy_Rollins
Just got back from Brisbane's gunshow today.
BAR for $15 000 and a Bren for $10 000.
07 November 2004, 08:38
milosmate
Hey Muzza,
What would we do without our semi-auto's

heading down to Waimate this week to cull a few Wallabies
07 November 2004, 12:23
muzza
Gee I dunno MM , what would we do without our semi-autos?

Guess we should just use them lots while we still can , and every now and then invite some under priveleged aussie over for a play as well.
07 November 2004, 17:32
NitroX
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Gee I dunno MM , what would we do without our semi-autos?



I don't know, sure is useful when NZ trophy "hunting" from a chopper.


(I know that one was a little bit below the belt, but so true.)
07 November 2004, 19:00
muzza
Now mate , you only added that as a wind-up

You know as well as any of us that that is not how the average kiwi hunter operates , and if some folk find that type of "hunting' to be sporting then they truly are a sad minority. I guess its like shooting roos out the window of a vehicle ...

In helicopter animal control operations and commercial meat hunting the semi auto rifle or shotgun is the firearm of choice , but not so for Joe average . Some of our South Island guys might have more to add...
07 November 2004, 20:29
NitroX
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Now mate , you only added that as a wind-up




Quote:

I guess its like shooting roos out the window of a vehicle ...



What's wrong with that?


***

John Howard took my SKS but bought me a Browning LA .308 so not a bad deal in the end. Plus a couple of others. Always buy three to replace the one they "steal".
08 November 2004, 01:01
Easy_Rollins
Yo Muzza,

Mate and I went to our gunshow here on Sat.He snapped up a mint 222R barrel all threaded and chambered for $50!!!
Boy was I shitty.
08 November 2004, 07:31
milosmate
That only happens when the Overseas hunter cant get anything on the ground, so they take the doors off the chopper and take them up till they get there trophy!!
Thats a fact.
Must be good to have lots of money.
08 November 2004, 09:03
muzza
Thanks for the backup MM - I knew one of you Southern , Speights drinkers would have some more info.

Real blokes dont hunt with semi autos and helicopters unless they are paid to .

Hey NitroX - I shot lots of roos from the back of a Landcruiser,at speed , with my semi auto .22 back in the late 70's - in Western Australia.