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Quick the cops are here...hide the gun Barry......
28 August 2016, 03:39
BakesQuick the cops are here...hide the gun Barry......
"The man has been charged with weapons offences, as a rectum is not an approved storage facility"
http://www.themorningbulletin....cts-/3082689/?ref=hs
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
29 August 2016, 05:41
Rule 303Searching for crack-finding it and a 303 bolt in it
29 August 2016, 07:42
Grizzly AdamsLet's not forget the woman who tried to smuggle a hand gun into jail by way of her vagina.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.co...-jail-in-her-vagina/ Grizz
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29 August 2016, 10:31
gryphon1Rumour has it he was a kiwi
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29 August 2016, 10:52
eagle27quote:
Originally posted by gryphon1:
Rumour has it he was a kiwi
He'll be feeling a little sheepish now then won't he.
29 August 2016, 13:27
Bakes
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
29 August 2016, 16:50
NitroXFirst, which end did he insert first?
Secondly, why is it assumed he was "hiding" the bolt, maybe his activity was purely recreational?
Lastly, the relevance of the $10 note? Is that a standard fee to be searched internally in a watchhouse these days? Was it also found up the bum hole of the 21 year old? Maybe it was "excape" money, when he held up the cops armed with his "bolt"?
Or was he trying to extract with the bolt, some ammunition he had also secreted further up jis arse, and the bolt was the tool to extract the cartridge(s)?
29 August 2016, 16:51
RockdocGood hiding spot... They didn't find the rest of the rifle
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29 August 2016, 23:57
muzzaThe guy was obviously a member of the Wallabies team - they have taken it up the arse twice in the last week , ....
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30 August 2016, 07:15
georgeldAbout 25 years ago friends that have always been half nuts. He was using a iron sighted .22 on his girl friend as a dildo and she jerked back and the sight ripped her up. OF course at the ER the cops were called and Jim spent the night in jail until she convinced them it as all just sex play.
Another time she was soaking in the bathtub upstairs when he fired an AK thru the ceiling and went between her knees. Like I said, they were half nuts.
'nother tale on him. I was welding one day when he came up with a huge rubber balloon and asked me to fill it up with acetylene. I asked if he was going to suck on it. "nope". Ok, so I filled it up about 2' dia. Sometime after midnight the sky lit up bright red and the boom rattled the whole town. Wife asked me what the hell was that?? Oh, that was just Jimmer and his home made firecracker!
Made the paper for weeks while the locals and even feds tried to figure out what caused it.
Turned out he had a bottle of helium and ten feet of dynamite fuse. Enough to take it up pretty high. I didn't see it as I was in bed. But ,it sure lit up the sky and rattled the whole house.
Several times in the past few years gals going to jail, or out on work release coming back in have had their pussies searched and found pills. One had a fair sized square pill box in hers. She was ratted out by others ahead of time.
That's a well known hiding place. When that bitch stole my drugs last year I'd bet that's where she put 'em as the cops searched her bra and panties and the box of clothes and crap she had and didn't find 'em. Had to get a judges warrant to check her puss they said.
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30 August 2016, 07:30
SaeedMay be some queer anti gun politicians would say it is then best place to hide it
30 August 2016, 14:34
Bakesquote:
Originally posted by muzza:
The guy was obviously a member of the Wallabies team - they have taken it up the arse twice in the last week , ....
I wish we had a F&^K Y(% emoji Muzza
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
30 August 2016, 14:48
NitroXquote:
Originally posted by Bakes:
quote:
Originally posted by muzza:
The guy was obviously a member of the Wallabies team - they have taken it up the arse twice in the last week , ....
I wish we had a F&^K Y(% emoji Muzza
Were they playing the Kiwis? I have heard the Kiwis are partial to that sort of thing.
30 August 2016, 23:28
gryphon1You are probably correct nitro, after all their fave song is.
"I`ll never find another Ewe"
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31 August 2016, 08:58
muzzaHave at it lads , they say attack is the best form of defense - although "defense" and "Wallaby" probably cant be used in the same sentence at present .
Come along now , lets not be sheepish .....
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31 August 2016, 09:06
gryphon1I`ll never find another EWE
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