Got into home at about 1245ish in the morning. Went to bed but heard some yelling and whistling coming from the road soon after. Thinking it was dirt bag kids doing bad shit I snuck up with my torch and phone. Turns out it was my neighbor who had fallen out of a tree and broke either his leg or ankle . He was yelling trying to attract the attention of his partner. Why was he in a tree at one in the morning? Apparently he couldn't sleep

Great yarn, well told!

Same lines! A guy working on a drilling rig heard some yelling. Finally went to investigate. The land owner had climbed a tree but his ladder fell and could not get down. Not at 1 AM but the landowner was naked! Driller did not ask!!