05 November 2004, 03:41
rugeruserRe: I'm worried about Muzza
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Being but a simple farm boy , I have never ventured into such areas so am blissfully unaware as to that you allude to . It was my impression that finding a female virgin older than four was nigh impossible in Australia these days anyway....
Maybe you can enlighten me ?
Muzza, you are correct in that locating a female (teenage) virgin can be somewhat of a challenge in this great land of ours...
However I suspect you may be confusing your local traditions/customs with ours...
When we Australians refer to 'teenage virgins', we generally mean '...of the human species...', as distinct from '...of the ovine species...'. The difference is subtle, but the astute and experienced observer generally relies upon the number of feet that make consistent contact with the ground. In addition, 'humans' tend to have an upright or erect gait, in contrast to ovines, which tend toward the horizontal. Perhaps another (very subtle) clue is the amount of fur on each species... humans are almost bald, which, in my understanding, is anathema to the kiwi (human) male...
Your lack of understanding of this fundamental (and ultimately disappointing) cultural difference no doubt led you to the incorrect conclusion that a four year old female might be available to satisfy your carnal desires...
In NZ, that asumption would be a given - after all, at 4, she would (should???) have been tupped many a time.
Here, our customs are somewhat different, but then again, we generally keep our reproductive practices within our species.