a young aussie kid was being beaten really bad by his parents, it got so bad he was taken into care,

after a short time he was sent to stay with his uncle and aunt, turns out they beat him worse than his parents,

after another short stint in care he was sent to live with his grandmother, in no time at all the kid complained of being beaten worse by his grandmother than his uncle ,aunt and his parents.

to try and sort out the predicament it went before a judge, everybody was at a loss as to where the boy should live, the judge had an idea and thought maybe they should ask the kid where he wanted to live, so they did,

when they asked him the kid said he would like to live with the england cricket team,

bemused everybody asked why?

the kid replied "because there is no chance of them beating anyone"

Yeah,it wasn't much of a cricket match/s was it? The poor old Poms weren't on the same field as the Aussies.