Searching through my briefcase just now and found the ultimate bad-taste gift for one you dont love as much as you once did ..



One of the species depicted is a threat to Australian wildlife. Can you pick which , and correctly identify both ?

This one is way to easy

The first critter is the ever lovable salty croc

The other is the much hated, camera loving, yakking idiot, scurge of OZ, the Irwinasourus

Hog Killer

Beats me. You mean there are TWO species pictured? Are you sure it's not a new PEZ dispenser?

Looks to me like a small saltie with a very bad case of piles.

That wasnt too hard now was it ? And yes , it is Stevie Wonder immortalised in Chinese plastic with a chain stuck in his head .

Did anyone quess which is a bigger menace to Oz wildlife or is that one still up for grabs?

I like the chain stuck through his head .....

Where is the non visable end of the chain attached????

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Originally posted by muzza:
quess which is a bigger menace to Oz wildlife ?

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Well, the croc can only hunt/kill up to the waters edge. It therefore cannot affect the greater part of OZ.

Irwin, how ever can go just about anywhere, and has the ability to project his vial nature to great distances. He is oppossed to hunting any thing including feral non-native critters that are a true threat to the native wildlife. Therefore he must be the greater threat.

Hog Killer

Australia Zoo is branching into Big Cats.Ads on TV are plugging two Cheetah cubs.

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Originally posted by Easy_Rollins:
Australia Zoo is branching into Big Cats.Ads on TV are plugging two Cheetah cubs.

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Hey, what part of Australia has cheetah I though the only cats down under where feral. I guess they (feral cats) would not draw to many into the Irwin tourist trap.

Hog Killer

[QUOTE]Originally posted by muzza:
Searching through my briefcase just now and found the ultimate bad-taste gift for one you dont love as much as you once did ..

http://img73.exs.cx/img73/4475/steve18ot.jpg

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What exactly do you do that requires you to have Steve Irwin in your briefcase? Any autographed pictures?

Actually the briefcase was a handy hiding lace for Steve - away from the destructive actions of a five year old boy who ""thinks" the keyring is his .

Interesting that someone mentioned the addition of big cats to Stevo the Devo's private collection - back in October he had at least two Sumatran Tigers on display , and I have seen him on TV wanking on about other exotica , which kind of makes a mockery of " Australia Zoo ".

The other end of the keychain wasattached to a wire coathanger on the table to give it that realistic swing in action look . I find it ironic that plastic Steve has a large "Made in China" moulded into the middle of his back...

Oh well , have to devise another brain-teaser for the coming week...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by darwinmauser:

I once went to Humpty Doo
And when I was there
There was nothing there . . .

Well, the croc can only hunt/kill up to the waters edge. It therefore cannot affect the greater part of OZ.

Hog Killer[/QUOTE]

But not quite right, I've been in the Gulf
country probably a mile from any waterholes,
dogs dieing like flies, and come across the
track of a BIG sucker. Estimate at least 12ft.
Sure, it wasn't out hunting, but I wouldn't want
to get in it's way.