Gloria the blonde kiwi once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.
Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"
Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."

Gee Bakes - I saw this joke posted on a porn site earlier today - guess you saw it there too huh ? Not in work time I hope .....

I think Benny Hill used this line quite awhile ago, I`m much too young to remember Benny Hill but an much older mate told me about it..
HiLLS Angels where worth watching though

I have no idea what your talking about Muzza....

Benny Hill.... the jokes got older , the girls got younger and he turned into a dirty old sleazebag ..... and died years ago now .He was funny at the time , pre "politically correct" times .

Bakes , methinks you might be blushing a little whilst telling a fib or two , my friend...

Used to love the Benny Hill show. Him and The Kenny Everet Video Show.

Kenny Everet was funny , way funnier than Benny Hill but then he was a product of the 1970's rather than Benny Hills 1960's.

Sid Snot was my favourite....... but Gizzard Puke was funny too

.......Ah,Kenny enema......boy we're showing our age now !!

Roger

Do you remember Brother Lee Love with the huge yellow hands ?

Appropriate really , considering Kenny was as camp as a boy scout jamboree , and died of Aids.....

Kenny Everett camp? understatement ?? he was as bent as a nine bob note, but he was married, and had a great sense of humour

Camp as a row of tents

I used to like Captain Kremen (Sp?) and Karla with the big....