A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another
Australian visitor.

The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist?
do you drive a tixi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and yells,

"He's okay boys. He's one of us."

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expecting to see another
Australian visitor.

gold
greg

Those "dinkum Aussie bars " can be found in a few Kiwi cities now - lucky he found that one where ever he was...

I liked a cartoon that was going around here a couple of years or so ago. Two Ocker stockmen sitting by their campfire, and one saying to the other

'I don't get this Brokeback Mountain thing. Here's these two blokes with thousands of good looking sheep all around them, and the queer bastards hit on each other. It don't make sense!'

red,

greg