Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father: "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."

The Teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true:
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."

Fu***ng Taffies are worse than the bloody Aussies!!!! - - If we can only get Jonny Wilkinson back on form, we'll get our own back in the next rugby world cup....which is about as likely as us winning anything at crick, crick, crick - Argghh, I can't even bring myself to type the word!

Thought that might raise a few smiles even if it is off topic!!

Hmmmmm, suppose we could say the English cricket team did try, they got their on time !!
Hows the Welsh cricket team doing Pete???

I always wondered why the England and Wales Cricket Board is called the ECB

- stu

Billy is probably not even bothering to go to school now!

Billy is probably a orphan rentboy street kid now.

The shame.