An Auckland couple had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally
made them make the decision -- why, after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every
ten children being born in New Zealand was Chinese, and they didn't want to take
a chance on having a Chinese baby because neither of them could speak the language.

and seeing the Chinese are topical mate.......

While in China , an Aussie joker is very sexually promiscuous and doesn't use a condom all the time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in Australia, he wakes one morning to find his tool covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some
tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got
bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian pox mate . It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.'

The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your tool cobber'

"Fuck that! No way! 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but
surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'

The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My Aussie doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid Aussie plick
docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'

Oh, Thank fuck for that' the joker replies.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!'

LOL to both of you!