27 February 2005, 13:56
Easy_RollinsKiwi Army's new equipment updates
27 February 2005, 16:06
NitroXNo that's the old one. The new one has a laser guided surface to air missile.
27 February 2005, 22:56
muzzaThis is the Agricultural Camoflage outfit, specially designed for use in the rural areas .
Notice the four-wheel-drive capacity , infinitely variable transmission , all-round sensory perception system and high mounted audio survellance antennae, along with the multi-fuel , refuel on the run ability.
This is our own local design operative , originally we imported several used models from the Australian Armed Services but found them to be too slow , too fat , too stupid ,possesed of an awful and unremoveable smell , but mostly very worn in the rear assemblies and therefore unsuitable for active service in our field conditions.
Hey Easy - still sleeping with your mother ....?
27 February 2005, 23:29
KarlWe also sent them some large inflatable white water rafts for their navy and a hot air ballon was donated for the airforce, as well as one ex-pat NZ guy to man it, however they pulled out of the deal for some reason.
So it was just the sheep they got.
Obviously the defence spending for NZ this year was good to put out such an improved version so quickly.

Karl.
28 February 2005, 01:57
Bad Ass WallaceLooks like one of your rellies, mate. Well Shorn!
28 February 2005, 06:09
NitroXThe Kiwis are really smart. Instead of their military costing taxpayers it makes a profit. They shear the troops once a year, and also rent them out for a wild time on Saturday nights.
Especially after shearing when they are
red-hot nekkid! 
28 February 2005, 09:57
Easy_Rollinsquote:
Hey Easy - still sleeping with your mother ....?
No mate,just yours.She goes off to,the old chook.
28 February 2005, 11:21
muzzaquote:
No mate,just yours.She goes off to,the old chook.
Then , mate , you truly are a sad individual and I can only hope that someone helps you find the psychiatric help you need....

By the way - you are welcome to her...