found ad for Austrailia-looking for folks to come and stay...

Something to think about�
Not quite the land of milk and honey, due to its arid climate, but if you like sun, sand, sea, a good life, and a great welcome from the locals then boy you can enjoy yourself coming to live here! Like any other country, there are some things to be careful of and things to avoid, but hey nobody said Paradise was that easy, and anyway common sense will keep you ok. It�s easy on the eye, and easy on the pocket. And well worth checking out. Some things to avoid�
*The desert on a hot day, if you�ve lost your billy can�..

*Kangaroos, especially if they are wearing boxing gloves�

*Joeys, if their mother is watching, and especially if she�s wearing boxing gloves�

*Snakes, and box jelly fish, for obvious reasons��.

so what do you think about people 'non Austrailian' movin in on ya?

There is 50 million Indonesians just waiting to step ashore in Oz - you better get there fast or there won't be room for you as well.....

Forgot to mention - if you are not a white skinned person then forget it . Australia has a very racially decided immigration policy.

Make sure you turn up on a leaking boat with all the rellies in tow. Then you'll get a five year stay in a 5* prison while some burocrat determines if you are who you say you are!

Mate your more than welcome, just don't settle in Bondi, Sydney.....to many bloody Kiwi's there.

Dont worry about the Indonesians, all they want is Kakado. For now.