Paging Muzza, paging Muzza.

You'll be hoping this happens in Tasmania to try and stop the cousin love.

A Tasmanian I'm flatting with told me cousin love is ok so long as the grandfather's are not the same, she should know as she was married to her cuz and her brother went out with a cuz for a few year's............

Why pick on me ? Aint much wrong with my sperm , thanks very much , no-one has ever complained about it to me anyway .....

I'm not surprised at that report - if you look at the "average " kiwi bloke he is likely to be fat , lazy , eat junkfood , get no exercise , drink piss like it was a race , and still expect the sheilas to throw them selves at him... Then add in the stats for the polynesian members of society with diabetes , hepatitus , alchoholism and drug addiction and theres a wonder there are any of us left to throw sperm about anyway ...

But please dont get too alarmed , aussie men , there will be enough of us to still populate the league teams , beat you at rugby , shear most of your sheep , root your sheilas , drink that awful crap you call beer , and generally take the piss out of you for a while yet .

Oh yeah - theres still more sheep per head of population in aussie than there is in NZ , its just the kiwi sheep are better roots , and you can have an intelligent conversation with them once you are finished.....

Hey Dave - I have a 9.3 x 57 rifle , does that elevate a little in your books ?

Dunno. 9.3 or not, you are still a Kiwi...

Oh, all right. You can be in the gang, if it makes you feel better.

Beat us in League? Who cares, it's league...

Now Rugby? That's different!

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Originally posted by Sambar 9.3:
Dunno. 9.3 or not, you are still a Kiwi...

Oh, all right. You can be in the gang, if it makes you feel better.

Beat us in League? Who cares, it's league...

Now Rugby? That's different!

Muzza didn't need to say about that, beating you guys in that goes without saying,(most of the time )
You talk to yours after do you Muzza? I just roll over & go to sleep.
Steve

haaaaaaaaaaaaa good one

and what one would expect too hhaa.