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01 November 2005, 08:11

invader66

Thanks, I am Rich

South Australia Lotteries,
23 Rundle Mall, Adelaide,
South Australia.
(South Australia Lottories is an affiliate of Overseas Subscriber Agents).
Arena Complex 14 Donegall Square West, United Kingdom.

From: Ellen Bleeker
e-mail : ellenbleeker@netscape.net
(Lottery Coordinator)
Sir/adam,

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the South Australia Lotteries Winners International programs held on the 31st, October, 2005.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket #: 00903228100 with prize #
778009/2 drew v

If one of you want to act as my agent I will give 25%. 50% if you collect with a Lott, 45-70 etc

01 November 2005, 08:37

Hog Killer

You have always said that if you won the Lottery, WE would go hunt Cape Buff. So, when are we going??? HUHUHUHUH???

Hog Killer

01 November 2005, 10:51

muzza

Last week I got notification that I had won two Dutch Lotteries and an English one as well . Since I win either of these on a monthly basis I didnt bother claiming the prize this time - more for someone else later .

01 November 2005, 15:05

MLG

Muzza

You know youv'e made it bigtime when you win a Nigerian Lottery!!

01 November 2005, 15:06

Bakes

Jeeze your a kind hearted bastard Muzza, good on you

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01 November 2005, 18:59

Fjold

You Liars!

I won both English lotteries, one South African lottery and one in Ghana. As soon as I send them my bank account information and a check for $5,000 for taxes I'm a millionaire.

Frank

"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953

NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite

01 November 2005, 19:56

Frans Diepstraten

I had an uncle who died in Nigeria last year. Tragically his wife and children died with him in the plane crash. Reportedly he carried the same last name as I do. Since the authorities couldn't find his next of kin they proposed that I became his long lost cousin. My "uncle" was rich, and the millions are waiting for me to collect them. In Nigeria. Of course I don't have to drop buy, they will just send me the money, to my bank account....

Since all that money would only be used to the detriment of wildlife on various continents, I tought I'd do mankind a favour, and leave it where it is. If there is anybody else here with the same last name, I might still have the contact details.

Frans

02 November 2005, 02:26

416SW

At one of my jobs the email adress wins the lottery in batches maybe nothing for a week or 2 then I can win five in a week. Problem is everyone else at work wins the same lottery at the same time.

Of course about once or twice a month I get the businessman or son of a ex politician with odd 100 mill USD they need someone to run through their bank acct.

Been a while since I've had the bleeding johnny with no arms no legs no eyes hurt in the war one, with send a pray and some money.

Even had snail mail(Aussie post) deliver a letter adressed to "the caring householder" - wrong, didn't even bother opening it