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25 January 2007, 17:24
Bakes
Joke of the day
An Aboriginal patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
Oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his dark penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "Yes Sir, they are still black. Everything is in order!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was deadly, but, listen very, very
Closely......................
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A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
26 January 2007, 07:06
NitroX
quote:
Originally posted by Bakes:
An Aboriginal patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
Oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his dark penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "Yes Sir, they are still black. Everything is in order!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was deadly, but, listen very, very
Closely......................
.............................................................................................................................
...............................................................................................................................
..............................................................................................................................

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"


I think they may be blue now.


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