His uncle was taken by a Croc

A sad tale and truth be known that fella really shouldn't have done what he did to be taken.

Apparently he was trying to scare off a goanna and slipped down the bank into the water. Croc grabbed him straight away.

Stupid croc!

He should have taken Dan Andrews!

People would be celebrating!

No one can find Chairman Dan mate. He's to busy nipping over to China every second week.

Sorry to hear.

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Originally posted by Bakes:
No one can find Chairman Dan mate. He's to busy nipping over to China every second week.

我们来了
Wǒmen láile

It means HERE WE COME in Chinese!

You lot are becoming as bad as the bloody Yanks, politically!

I hear from insiders that Chairman Dan is actually one of those usually on the side of the hunters in the internal deliberations on duck shooting etc. That we don't always get a fair deal is mostly to do with the 'unrepresentative swill' who control the upper house - in order to pass any legislation at all, they demand their pound of vegie burgers.

"they demand their pound of vegie burgers."

Which should be used to fill a giant salami skin then pushed up their arse with a donkeys cock.