------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
30 April 2013, 01:26
Scriptus
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Originally posted by Bakes: I love the comment :The farmers coming hurry"
Aye! Bloody old "poachers."
01 May 2013, 09:27
Nakihunter
Typical crusty kiwi blokes from the country!
"When the wind stops....start rowing. When the wind starts, get the sail up quick."