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Bloody hell Kiwi's
19 January 2025, 00:07
BakesBloody hell Kiwi's
What's going on here?
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
19 January 2025, 00:41
the PomYou might well ask! This has happened under what is regarded as a right wing coalition government.
Yesterday I wrote to the PM, pointing out that after 45 years of National Party membership and annual 4 figure donations I was forced to send all my donations to the ACT party. (Which I have already been supporting financially). He is determined to kill a bill which would require a referendum on such nonsense as making a mountain into a person. All to appease a noisy Maori minority.
Watch out Aussies, they are coming for you next!
20 January 2025, 06:33
gryphon1Ayres Rock/Uluru.
Lets have an informal comp to name the rock eh
Posts: 87 | Location: Victoria Australia | Registered: 07 September 2002
20 January 2025, 08:28
gryphon1By the look of her she would be hard pressed to marry anything other than a stone. In fact i imagine that a stone has a bigger brain.
Posts: 87 | Location: Victoria Australia | Registered: 07 September 2002
20 January 2025, 13:45
SaeedYears ago we went shooting birds in one the creeks we have here with my brother.
Early in the morning.
Found two drunks half asleep in their car, and our shooting disturbed their slumber.
They weren’t annoyed at all.
In fact they were very friendly.
Then one said “I feel like a bird!I will FLY!”
Doing an imitation of a flying birds.
His friend said “DON’T! They will SHOOT you!”
21 January 2025, 01:40
Bakesquote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
Years ago we went shooting birds in one the creeks we have here with my brother.
Early in the morning.
Found two drunks half asleep in their car, and our shooting disturbed their slumber.
They weren’t annoyed at all.
In fact they were very friendly.
Then one said “I feel like a bird!I will FLY!”
Doing an imitation of a flying birds.
His friend said “DON’T! They will SHOOT you!”
His friend must of known you
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
21 January 2025, 02:41
jdollarWill the mountain have to pay taxes?
Vote Trump- Putin’s best friend…
To quote a former AND CURRENT Trumpiteer - DUMP TRUMP
21 January 2025, 05:52
Saeedquote:
Originally posted by jdollar:
Will the mountain have to pay taxes?
When the Aussie girl divorces the bridge, does she gets half of it?
24 January 2025, 01:35
shanksponyYep well the latest news here has a release from the govt that admits out wonderful last, lefty group in charge spent 4 million dollars on playing whale noises to sick trees.
24 January 2025, 06:50
the PomWell at least that Aussie girl can be assured her husband will be rock hard every night no matter how old he gets and he won't be running off with other women. Of course if he doesn't satisfy her she can always jump off him. (And do the World a favour! )
24 January 2025, 09:51
Bakesquote:
Originally posted by the Pom:
Well at least that Aussie girl can be assured her husband will be rock hard every night no matter how old he gets and he won't be running off with other women. Of course if he doesn't satisfy her she can always jump off him. (And do the World a favour! )
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
24 January 2025, 11:20
30.06kingquote:
Originally posted by the Pom:
Well at least that Aussie girl can be assured her husband will be rock hard every night no matter how old he gets and he won't be running off with other women. Of course if he doesn't satisfy her she can always jump off him. (And do the World a favour! )
Hunting.... it's not everything, it's the only thing.