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Koala's are demons and too bitchin' hot for bicycles
22 January 2006, 11:39
BlankKoala's are demons and too bitchin' hot for bicycles
Heard from the kids again, and they are averaging 115 miles per day. Have traveled from Sidney, to Lakes Entrance, Melbourne, Adelaide, and now in Port Lincoln. Only stayed in hostels two nights, and camped all the rest. Said the cute little furry devils are banshees at night, and keep them wide awake. Not National Geographic material at all! Seems like it is breeding season. He's ready to take up target practice! Said it went right from fairly warm to f-----ing hot in a manner of days; 45 C or 113 degrees for the metric challenged. Still looking forward to fishing or hunting when they are done in March.
22 January 2006, 12:59
BakesThere bloody nastie buggers all right. We get alot of them on the RAAF base at Williamtown NSW. One big male even dropped down onto a police dog and had a big barney before the handler could prise the two fighters apart. Every day after for a month that we put a caramello Koala (a chocolate) in his mail draw
Needless to say I took a wide birth around them. Tryed to sell one to a Marine once in Amberley. It was in a tree outside the airmans boozer and they were all standing there looking at it. I told them I owned it and he could buy it from me......he wasn't drunk enough to believe me
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
22 January 2006, 16:08
gryphon1Hell mate now you are a koala salesman will that go onto your CV
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22 January 2006, 16:15
BwanaBobquote:
Hell mate now you are a koala salesman will that go onto your CV
Yes, but by his own admission, he was a lousy koala salesman!
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www.cybersafaris.com.au 22 January 2006, 17:31
Easy_RollinsGee... so far they've gone over 1400 miles at an average of 115 miles per day,that's 12 days travelling.Their legs must be getting pretty sore by now.
Regards,Shaun.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents,accidents in the back seat cause kids.
22 January 2006, 18:04
Bakesquote:
Gee... so far they've gone over 1400 miles at an average of 115 miles per day,that's 12 days travelling.Their legs must be getting pretty sore by now.
What...the koala's
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
22 January 2006, 21:05
BlankBakes - Glad I never met you when I was over in the Navy a long time ago. I remember (sorta) some of those liberty parties, and I'm sure I would have bought that one from you! Probably would have tried to keep it in a seabag.
23 January 2006, 04:08
BakesWe love it when you yanks come over.....so much fun to be had.
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
23 January 2006, 15:37
rugeruserquote:
Originally posted by Blank:...I'm sure I would have bought that one from you! Probably would have tried to keep it in a seabag.
Operative word being
tried!!
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